My outgoing voicemail thinger explains that I am not around and encourages people to leave their messages as poetry. This means the messages I get are usually entertaining, though they're not necessarily poetic. That is, until last week, when I got the following message: "My name is Al! And everything's gonna be all right because Al is your pal ( Read more... )

Current conditions as of 12:55 pm EDT
Fair -- Feels Like: 97°Riley, we are not going outside to play. We are staying indoors where the air isn't insane. We can go out later once there's several degrees of longitude between us and the sun. Squeak the toys at me as much as you want, I don't care, we are not going outside. This is the time in ( Read more... )

Indi: ok, so. tom's of maine?
Indi: really can't cut it in florida in august.
oregoonie: I'm not surprised ( Read more... )

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